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Stop code: TASK_MANAGER_SUICIDE
Task Manager heroically attempted to terminate itself. This is like trying to lift yourself by your own bootstraps, divide by zero, or explain to your mom what you do for work.
What failed: Taskmgr.exe
Error code: 0xDEADBEEF
Philosophy: SELF_DESTRUCTION_PARADOX
Existential crisis level: MAXIMUM
"I used the Task Manager to destroy the Task Manager" — Thanos, probably
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Это самый быстрый* Š±Ń€Š°ŃƒŠ·ŠµŃ€ в мире! ŠžŃŠ½Š¾Š²Š°Š½ на Chromium, но мы никогГа ŃŃ‚Š¾Š³Š¾ не признаем. šŸš€
⚔ Быстрее Chrome (по Ганным Microsoft)
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🦊 ŠŠµ Firefox Šø Š³Š¾Ń€Š“ŠøŠ¼ŃŃ ŃŃ‚ŠøŠ¼!
šŸ”‹ Экономит Š±Š°Ń‚Š°Ń€ŠµŃŽ Š»ŃƒŃ‡ŃˆŠµ всех**
šŸŽ Š‘ŠµŃŠæŠ»Š°Ń‚Š½Š°Ń ŠŗŠ¾Š»Š»ŠµŠŗŃ†ŠøŃ Ń‚ŃƒŠ»Š±Š°Ń€Š¾Š² 2003 гоГа!
šŸ”’ SmartScreen защитит от всего (кроме Edge)
* По Ń€ŠµŠ·ŃƒŠ»ŃŒŃ‚Š°Ń‚Š°Š¼ тестов, провеГённых в офисе Microsoft в полнолуние
** ŠŸŃ€Šø условии, что ŠŗŠ¾Š¼ŠæŃŒŃŽŃ‚ер Š²Ń‹ŠŗŠ»ŃŽŃ‡ŠµŠ½

"Edge — ŃŃ‚Š¾ Š±Ń€Š°ŃƒŠ·ŠµŃ€, который вы ŠøŃŠæŠ¾Š»ŃŒŠ·ŃƒŠµŃ‚Šµ, чтобы ŃŠŗŠ°Ń‡Š°Ń‚ŃŒ Š“Ń€ŃƒŠ³Š¾Š¹ Š±Ń€Š°ŃƒŠ·ŠµŃ€... но Š¾ŃŃ‚Š°Ń‘Ń‚ŠµŃŃŒ, ŠæŠ¾Ń‚Š¾Š¼Ńƒ что он неплохой!" — анонимный разработчик
Notepad Simulator
Version 10.0.19041.1 (Š”ŠøŠ¼ŃƒŠ»ŃŃ‚Š¾Ń€ Edition)
Это не просто блокнот — ŃŃ‚Š¾ легенГарный текстовый реГактор, который пережил все версии Windows Šø Го сих пор Š¾ŃŃ‚Š°Ń‘Ń‚ŃŃ Š»ŃŽŠ±ŠøŠ¼Ń†ŠµŠ¼ миллионов! šŸŽ‰
šŸš€ ŠœŠ³Š½Š¾Š²ŠµŠ½Š½Ń‹Š¹ запуск (быстрее, чем VS Code!)
šŸŽØ ŠœŠøŠ½ŠøŠ¼Š°Š»ŠøŃŃ‚ŠøŃ‡Š½Ń‹Š¹ Гизайн с 1985 гоГа
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šŸ”§ ŠŃƒŠ»ŠµŠ²Ń‹Šµ системные Ń‚Ń€ŠµŠ±Š¾Š²Š°Š½ŠøŃ
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